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Sarcasm Central: December Edition

By Abby Ross '21, Opinions Editor December 20, 2019

Does a shield count as a weapon? Sure. It’s just a really blunt sword. In my book, as long as you aren’t a wuss and could bash someone’s head in with it, it’s a weapon. You just need to make it...

Sarcasm Central October 2019

By Abby Ross '21, Opinions Editor October 27, 2019

Buckle up, buttercups. They haven’t gotten rid of me yet. Sarcasm is back and better than ever. And by that, I mean I’m getting half the sleep, don’t care anymore and wanna see what they’ll let...

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