Does a shield count as a weapon? Sure. It’s just a really blunt sword. In my book, as long as you aren’t a wuss and could bash someone’s head in with it, it’s a weapon. You just need to make it...

Buckle up, buttercups. They haven’t gotten rid of me yet. Sarcasm is back and better than ever. And by that, I mean I’m getting half the sleep, don’t care anymore and wanna see what they’ll let...