The Cageliner

Hi, I'm Abby! I'm the opinions editor and writer of Sarcasm Central, an unhelpful advice column that has somehow run for all four years I've been on the paper. Though if you're on the "Staff" page of this website, you probably know what Sarcasm Central is. When I'm not editing curse words out of my articles, I'm making sure our overlord Jeremy doesn't get too power-hungry. After all, we'll need SOMEONE to be ready to run the paper when he's gone.

I've written and edited a number of the paper's editorials, in addition to writing my own opinion pieces and editing others. Sometimes I write news pieces, but who has the time for that? I love working with people to help get their voices heard in the paper.

Abby Ross '21, Opinions Editor

May 06, 2020
2020 SGA Debate Transcript (Story)
May 03, 2020
Sarcasm Central: Quarantine Edition (Story)
Dec 20, 2019
Sarcasm Central: December Edition (Story)
Oct 27, 2019
Sarcasm Central October 2019 (Story)
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Abby Ross ’21